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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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