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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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