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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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