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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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