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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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