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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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