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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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