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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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