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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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