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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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