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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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