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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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