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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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