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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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