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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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