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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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