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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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