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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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