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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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