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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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