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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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