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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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