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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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