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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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