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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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