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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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