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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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