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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗
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