Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.