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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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