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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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