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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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