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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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