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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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