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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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