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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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