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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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