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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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