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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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