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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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