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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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