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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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