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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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