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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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