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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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