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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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