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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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