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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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