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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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