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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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