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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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